saintends:

corporateaccount:

corporateaccount:

ginopizza:

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it’s so fun you’ll love it Come into my wine cellar

no.

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

kelpcraft:

itsryanguys:

tumblhurgoyf:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

Your computer single handedly caused global warming in a matter of seconds

for fucks sake turn your minecraft shaders OFF you’re gonna get us all KILLED

trilliannc:

rockshitty:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

mastermind level tactics

you can just HEAR the wind whistling in one ear and out the other 

almost completely detached from source material Dracula fic still counts as something you could post to AO3 right…?

I kind of want to write this stupid thing down.

mr-dirtlord:

a…. ..Creature

cryoverkiltmilk:

air-so-sweet:

hot adhd tip: if you are being productive and shit and you want to continue being productive DO NOT SIT DOWN. “oh im gonna take a five minute break and get back to it-” no you wont king. you will automatically lose all motivation the second you sit down.

Truth in satire.

renthony:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that no matter how well-stated your point is, no matter how many details you include, no matter how clear you make yourself, no matter how many clarifications and qualifiers you add, there will always be someone who shows up to wildly, if not intentionally, misinterpret your post as an excuse to yell at you.

ticktoast:

fuck you if you don’t eat the ice out of your drink

crunch crunch crunch

weirdgirlcore:

slayerbuffy:

virginalbehemoth:

sharkselfies:

killing eve / twilight / supernatural

Doctor Who

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

What We Do in the Shadows

greyisbetterthangray:

captain-price-officially:

Losing it over this

@ people in the notes are saying he should have googled Prince Phillip before he got on stage … no, you don’t understand … Prince Phillip was announced dead during his set.

Which also means that for a lot of the audience they had just heard this news for the first time and their first reaction was to cheer lol.

femmepathy:

I have an extremely self-indulgent vampire AU of Beau that I’m itching to write, but I don’t know if I want anyone to read it (or if anyone would want to read it). It’s very meet cute so far. Also there’s Dracula. It keeps playing in my head at night when I’m desperately trying to sleep.

cyan-opinions:

pussystigmata:

im pro children having privacy but if you think parents should give kids unrestricted internet access…its not 1999. in 2022 thats legitimately neglectful. do you know how many kids are out here like. watching gore and porn. its not normal or healthy. its traumatic.

Using parental controls to block sites and seeing what websites your 13yo goes to- legit.

Using apps that monitor every text conversation your 17yo has with their friends- fucking invasive and creepy

abbaskiarostami:

There’s a lot wrong with me but at least I don’t treat a domestic violence court case as a fandom war